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Dirty little tommy jokes

Dirty little tommy jokes


Apparently you have to go there. Because they have no feet. He was no sooner up the pole than he had to go to the bathroom, so down he climbed from the pole and went over to the bushes to take a leak. As they looked through the hole, Johnny suddenly started to scream, left his friends and took off running for home. A woman comes up to him and says "What are you supposed to be? He said 'What appears to be the problem?

Canadian flood jokes

Canadian flood jokes


Thank you ma'am, but I am puzzled, as I was told by my officer here that you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner! She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. Bob has been missing since Friday. After short time, he meets the doctor again.

Hillbilly christmas jokes

Hillbilly christmas jokes


Iffin it be to dry, den just add more butter. When the businessman got there, he was shocked to see the flowers with the inscription. The fields were grown over with weeds, the farmhouse was falling apart, and the fences were broken down. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. You's just gonna have ta look at it and feel it till its stiff. Cordially, Agnes December 20, John: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Laryngitis jokes

Laryngitis jokes


I beheld a trio of nautical vessels moving in this direction The bones themselves serve as the storage system that we use to make sure we will always have a good supply of calcium. It is quite uncommon for 3 or 4 glands to go bad. Hot Flashes and Mood Swings Hot flashes often occur in women who experience surgical menopause just as they do in women going through natural menopause. What do you call a fake noodle?

Robot jokes about humans

Robot jokes about humans


One of its customers, the Big Ten Network, which is partially owned by Fox Cable, says it uses the service for baseball and softball coverage because it's cheaper. Robots are currently analyzing documents, filling prescriptions, and handling other tasks that were once exclusively done by humans. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? What exactly is MATH? I strive to become an empathetic robot. Tadokoro has offered the use of a snakelike robot that can enter tight spaces and use a camera to survey them, which could be helpful in collapsed buildings.

Dewalt drill joke

Dewalt drill joke


It was powerful, rigid, and the battery lasted forever. But then sources I consider reputable started talking about the new drills and our friend Stuart over at Tool Guyd spoke with one of their engineers about several different topics, including the Hercules line. It just went from having a lot of power to having nothing at all. I'm not sure if I just got the only defective charger out of the bunch or if other users have had issues, but I never bought another charger for it, I just bought another impact instead. It's more powerful while weighing way less which makes my workload much easier. I tried charging the battery on the dinky charger to no avail. I've been an equipment repairman for five years now, and I've had my fair share of cordless impacts and drills—some quality, some junk.

Engineer and mathematician jokes

Engineer and mathematician jokes


He herds the sheep into a circle and then puts the fence around them, declaring, "A circle will use the least fence for a given area, so this is the best solution. If it's green and wiggles, it's biology. Specialize this class into subclasses: In each case, the interview goes along famously until the last question is asked: The engineer is first. He then took his half-filled pail to the spigot, filled it to the brim, and filled the pail on the ground from it. The head physicist reported, "We have made several simplifying assumptions

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